Weekly Clean DND Dungeons and Dragons Memes #1

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Bards can solve anything with a little music

Bards in DnD are the ultimate multitaskers. They can sing, dance, play instruments, tell jokes, cast spells, and charm anyone with their charisma. They are also masters of improvisation, always ready to adapt to any situation with a witty remark or a clever trick. Bards are not afraid to get into trouble, as long as they have a good story to tell afterwards. Whether they are scholars, skalds, or scoundrels, bards weave magic through words and music to inspire allies, demoralize foes, manipulate minds, create illusions, and even heal wounds. Bards are the life of the party, and the party never stops when a bard is around.

Why argue with your DM?

Arguing with the DM is like trying to win a staring contest with a basilisk. You might think you have a good point, but you'll end up petrified or worse. The DM is the master of the game, and they can make your life miserable if you annoy them. So don't be a fool and respect their authority. Unless you want to face a horde of angry dragons with nothing but a spoon.

Try not to cancel on your DM if you can help it

DMs put in a lot of work for their sessions. They have to create maps, NPCs, quests, loot, and plot twists. They have to deal with players who go off the rails, break the rules, or argue with each other. They have to improvise, narrate, and roleplay. They are the masters of the game, but also the servants of the story. DMs deserve respect, appreciation, and pizza. Lots of pizza.